Boston Red Sox acquire Toronto Blue Jays Mascot "Ace"

Following the hiring of former Toronto Blue Jays' manager John Farrell, 1st-base coach Torey Lovullo, and 3rd-base coach Brian Butterfield, the Boston Red Sox today acquired Blue Jays' mascot "Ace".

Ace, who had also been scouted by the St. Louis Cardinals, is said to be looking forward to the responsibility as he has actually never portrayed anything other than a bird and is up for the challenge.

Rumor also has it that the Red Sox are interested in former Rogers Center concession salesperson Wayne McMahon (ICE....COOOOOOLD.......BEEEEEEEEEEEER), who is currently a free agent.